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👀 Inside Trump's $6 Million NFT Empire
PLUS: What's goning on with SUI 🔉
Gm, this is the doodhwala, the crypto newsletter that makes you go “Bow Chicka Wow Wow.”
We know how to hit the right spots. 😉

Here’s the package for today:
🎭 Inside the $6 Million NFT Empire
💰 To Airdrop Or Not To Airdrop?
📈 Chaotic Crypto Cycles
🛠 A Secret Weapon for 100x Gains
🍼 Bitcoin is BORING!


🎭 Inside the $6 Million NFT Empire
Donald Trump.
He’s the funniest thing to happen to the internet since the doodhwala.
But it’s not just the jokes, the former US-prez is making 💰 in the NFT game.
Just how much?

Okay, maybe not billions. But def in the millions of dollars. 🤑🤑🤑
Get this → Trump is standing for US presidential elections in 2024. And because of this ☝️ last week he revealed ALL of his financial dealings.
Including:
Total debt of $200 million
Revenue of $201 from Truth Social, the free-speech social media app
Revenue of $5 million from a golf course and hotel in Oman
But what caught our 👀 was the revenue the former-prez earned from the – Trump Digital Trading Card NFTs.
These NFTs were sold under one of his companies called – CIC Digital LLC.
CIC = Cringe-in-content ❎
CIC = Commander-in-chief ✅
Through CIC he dropped the Trump Digital Trading Cards 4 months ago.
Doodh Fact: In CIC Digital, Trump is listed as the:
• Manager
• President
• Secretary
• Treasurer
Trump knows a thing or two about being the President of a scammy-af venture, right? 🤣
Wait, wtf are these trading cards?
These are NFTs showing Donald Trump in:
A Racecar
A Spacesuit
A Superman costume
A Military uniform holding a shotgun
A golf caddy on his way to the 16th hole when a deadly pandemic is killing millions of people
Oh wait, the last one isn’t an NFT PFP, it actually happened 🫠

Source: Marketwatch
Buyers of these NFTs won’t just get some cringe jpegs of my man Donny tho. That’s too Biden Basic.
They’ll also get the chance to have a –
🤩 gala dinner with Trump
🤩 play a 1-hour exclusive golf game with Trump
🤩 private meeting with Trump at his Florida golf course
Much wow! Such amaze! 👌
BUT these NFTs 👇 were sold for a TON of money.
Here are the stats:
Total supply – 45k NFTs
Current floor – 0.37 ETH ($800)
24-hour trade volume – 5.1 ETH ($10.5 k)
Total market cap – 16.8k ETH ($35 million)

Source: CryptoSlam
Paying $800 for a Trump NFT with a chance of playing golf with him sounds like a steal. For him, not for you. 🤣
How much did Trump make from these NFTs?
Through primary sales → $3 million
Through secondary sales → $17 million
Trump Trading Cards were sold on OpenSea through the Polygon blockchain. OpenSea charges a ~2.5% fee as royalties on secondary sales.
Total sales were ~$20 million
But CIC made about 30% of this, or $6 million.
THAT’S, $6 MILLION for 3 months of basically doing nothing but making jpegs and promising dinner to NFT buyers. Better than a hoodie giveaway tho. 🤣
And most of this ☝️ was created outta thin air.
In the past few months there have been allegations of:
Trump’s team holding 1k NFTs and inflating the price
NFTs art copied from stock Adobe's stock images
Fake wallets with no activity buying the NFTs
Doodhwala’s take:
Say what you will about his politics, but you have to admit – Donald Trump knows how to turn a profit. Even with NFTs.
We're hoping he stays outta the doodh business. 🤞

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Hackathons can be scary af, especially if you’re a BEGINNER.
So many questions:
Can I use an old project and just rebrand it?
Do I have to take my own pillow?
Will there be doodh?
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💰 To Airdrop Or Not To Airdrop?
This year, we’ve already had some really YUUGE airdrops.
Blur’s $BLUR
Arbitrum’s $ARB
Doodhwala’s $DOODH (check your inboxes 😉)
Despite this, we’re still in a bear market! 🥲

And a lot of other projects have been considering an airdrop (at least according to community speculations 🤷♂️)
But one of these BIG projects came out over the weekend and just said “F*** NO!” to any airdrops. EVER.
That project is → Siuuuuu SUI.

Wtf is a Sui? 🤔
No, it's not some Korean soup. 🤦♂️
Sui Network is a new layer one (L1) protocol that has been in testnet since November 2022. It’s been generating buzz in the crypto community with its innovative approach to DeFi.
It is very similar to another Layer 1 blockchain that was launched last year— Aptos.
Both of these projects are:
VC darlings 💰
Created by ex-Facebook (fine, META!) employees 📱
Covered by the doodhwala 🥛
But unlike Aptos, which took the airdrop route (although pretty disastrously) to reward early contributors and kickstart the hype…
…Sui is taking a different path to disaster. 🤷♂️
They are going for the good ‘ol TOKEN SALE approach.
Here’s the gist:
Total tokens for sale = 594 million SUI
Users can buy $SUI for $0.1 on exchanges like OKX and KuCoin.
Sui Champions & Supporters can buy it at $0.03 in Whitelist Sales.
These are people who have joined Sui’s Discord before Feb 1st, 2023 or won some of their community competitions.

What's the reason behind this?
Apparently, they want to raise more money. 💰
This is a project that has already raised $300 million at a $2 BILLION valuation from funds like Jump Crypto, Coinbase Ventures, etc.
And now they wanna take some more money from their community as well. 🤦♂️
How did the community react?
What do you think? 😅
Think about all the Twitter treadbois, YouTube crypto bros, and influencers, over the past few months, telling their audiences to:
use Sui testnet
download its native wallet
buy some meaningless NFTs
All in the hopes of being eligible for a future airdrop. 🥲
Now they have to buy these tokens instead of getting them for free.

Doodhwala’s Take:
Sui really disappointed it’s community. 😬
We could see that with tweets like these popping up:
the SUI team is making a big mistake if they don't do an airdrop 🤡
Airdrops are a great way to reward the community and a huge marketing boost.
For example, Arbitrum's TVL has only increased since the airdrop.
If they don't prioritize the community, they are making a mistake.
— KashKysh ❄️ (@KashKysh)
1:44 PM • Apr 16, 2023
Sure, the price may go up 10x, 20x or even 100x in the future and the people who bought it for such low prices might actually be winners…
But still…the community expected to be rewarded for their effort and support. 💰
Instead, it became the classic case of the “rich guy with the Lambo asking for gas money”. 🤷♂️
What do y’all think?
To airdrop or not to airdrop? That is the question.

📈 Chaach and Charts: Crypto Chaotic Yet Creative 🎨
Crypto cycles can be a wild ride 🎢, but guess what?
They're actually the breeding ground for innovation and growth! 🌱
Let's break it down:
Long-term crypto cycles are like a 🍲 of chaos, but within that mix, we've got:
💡 Fresh ideas popping up like popcorn
💻 Code flowing smoother than your fave latte
🚀 Projects launching faster than a SpaceX rocket
These elements, my doodhs, are the true game-changers fueling tech advancement. 🌟
Techies and entrepreneurs ain't gonna stop pushing crypto forward anytime soon, and we can't wait to see what they whip up next!
So, the next time you witness a wild crypto ride, remember:
🔄 Cycles ain't just chaos, they're creative catalysts!
🛠️ Innovation thrives in the ups and downs!
💡 With each cycle, brighter ideas emerge!
What do y'all think about these crypto cycles?
Are you as hyped as we are? 🤩
Hit us with a REPLY, and let's ride this wave of innovation together! 🏄♂️


🛠 Resourcewala: A Secret Weapon for 100x Gains 🚀

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🍼 Doodhshots: Bitcoin— The Boring Grandpa?
🏛️ Stablecoin Saga: U.S. House Committee releases a draft bill aiming to regulate stablecoins. Crypto gets cozy with Congress?
🎨 Trump's NFT Triumph: Former President Trump rakes in up to $1M from NFT sales, according to recent filings. Is there anything he can't sell?
🍿 Cheetos & Crypto: Man faces prison time after feds find $3.4B in stolen Bitcoin hidden in an underground safe — and a Cheetos popcorn tin. Cheesy heist, anyone?
🍏 Apple Pay x ETH: BitPay announces that consumers can now buy Ethereum (ETH) using Apple Pay. Crypto shopping just got a whole lot easier!
🧓 Bitcoin's Grandpa Vibes: Dexterity Capital's Manager Partner claims Bitcoin is the "boring, old grandpa" compared to Ether. Time for BTC to step up its game?

🤣 Milky Meme Of The Day
No one:
Twitter people creating fake accounts for giveaways:
— Doodhwala 🥛 (@DoodhwalaDaily)
4:31 PM • Apr 15, 2023

💰 Don’t be dumb, be crypto smart
Look we dunno how to invest in crypto. 🤷♂️
So what we do is buy everything in one shot, through something called Coin Sets.
Tf are Coin Sets?
Coinsets are thematic baskets of cryptos based on ideas like – Blue chip cryptos, AI and Big Data tokens, Raw Milk Drinking cryptos and more.



That’s all for today folks! See ya tomorrow!

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