🛑 SocialFI Got Stopped

PLUS: Binance's Loss Is Everyone's Gain

Gm, this is the doodhwala, the crypto newsletter that’s as good as Virat Kohli in a high-pressure runchase. 🤌

Here’s what we got for you today:

  • 💀 SocialFi Has Problems: How Stars Arena Lost Millions In a Hack

  • 📉 Where Ya At?: Why Binance Is Losing Spot Market Dominance

  • 📈 Cheese and Charts: The Not-So-Relevant Stablecoin Story

  • 🛠️ Resourcewala: Web 3 X Social Media

  • 🍼 Doodhshots: Crypto Finally Mainstreaming

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💀SocialFi is Unstoppable → Kinda Stoppable

Top of da morning fellas! 🌥️

On this auspicious Monday, we'd like to take a moment to recall how we wrote about SocialFi becoming unstoppable pretty soon. 🤐

Yeah well, they got stopped.

Stars Arena, the Friend Tech app built on Avalanche, just went through a hack— And lost close to $2.85 million! 😵

What was this hack?

And how did they make a $3 million hack look so simple? 🧐

1️⃣ How They Got Hacked

You know that 💩 has hit the fan, when the company itself asks you to stop depositing funds.💀

And that's exactly what happened — Stars Arena went through something called a DDOS Attack. 🥷

They do this by pushing multiple commands and prompts into a company server. Thereby gaining access to multiple controls of it. 🧐

Stars Arena is just more on the list of companies that have suffered this form of attack in the crypto industry.

It’s just too common! 🤷‍♂️

This was their panic-induced announcement. 👇

2️⃣ We’re going to be in full-out war with the hackers

Well, guess what?

The exploit was fixed, and almost all funds have been recovered too. 😳

But Stars Arena is probably a huge fan of Andrew Tate—

And decided that they wanted to label this as a Matrix attack. 🥷

And what did they do?

Add more security. ❌

Change the product interface. ❌

Decided to blame society for it. ✅

They've declared a straight-up war against — The World. 🌎

Hey man, FYI, if you get hacked, playing the victim game ain't gonna help. 🙅‍♂️

I mean, have you seen SBF lately? 🥱

2️⃣ So, Metamask was right?

Yeah remember when Metamask was throwing a warning when you tried to enter Stars Arena?

Well, guess they were right about the security of the site.

But can the little guy actually be right too? 🤔

Look everyone gets bullied from time to time.

But you can't lack on quality of work that you produce and play the victim. 🤷‍♂️

Now that Stars Arena has recovered the money.

All they need to do is work on seeing how they can avoid such 💩in the future.

Otherwise, get ready to lose some trust! 🥱

Doodhwala’s Take:

Hey look man, we serve milk. 🥛

If we could predict the future of a niche sector with limited users—

I think we’d stop investing in a bunch of shitcoins! 🤷‍♂️

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📉 Binance, Where You At?

Binance.

The crypto exchange that’s more famous for its founder than what it really does. And we all know its founder → CZ (Chnagpeng Zhao).

Yes, the only crypto founder who has interns just for taking photos of his fans with him.

One of those 10,000 photos he’s taken with his fans👇

So coming back to Binance.

The exhcange’s spot market share is falling more than my dating standards.

  • It's been going down for 7 months straight! 😲

  • In January 2023, they had 55.2% of the market. 🌟

  • But by September? It dropped to 34.3%👇

Source: Bloomberg

And that's not all. 🙅‍♂️

Their place in the derivatives market? 🎲

  • It was really high at 62% at the start of the year. 🥇

  • But in September? It went down to 51.5%. 😬

Just like my respect went down in my parents’ mind whom I suggested to invest in crypto.

Now this is how I roam in my house👇

Now you might be thinking...why tf is this happening? 🤔

Well, there are a few reasons:

  1. They're having some regulatory problems in the U.S. 🇺🇸

  2. They stopped their zero-fee trading promo for big trading pairs.

  3. And… they also left Russia completely! 🇷🇺

    👉 They sold their whole business there to a new exchange → CommEx. 🔄

    👉 Russia was a big deal for Binance. Like, 7% of their total traffic.

They also changed how much they charge for trades in September. 🔄

Now, regular users (not the VIP ones) have to pay a small fee when they trade. 💰

Don’t worry we are the same bro.

They now get charged a 0.1% taker fee on spot and margin trades. 💰

Not good. Not nice.

But here's something interesting!

Binance's loss seems to be everyone else's gain. 📈

These exchanges are getting in more users:

  • HTX

  • Bybit

  • DigiFine

And others like OKX and Bitget are doing better in the derivatives market. 🥧

But Doodhwala is doing the best cuz we are the best.🥛

So, will Binance fall more? 🤷‍♀️

Only time will tell. ⏳

Doodhwala’s Take:

Maybe CZ should hire interns to gain market share and not click photos. 🤣

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📈 Cheese and Charts: The Not-So-Relevant Stablecoin Story

The stablecoin market got a downgrade after a certain dude from South Korea

Decided he wanted to build an Algorithmic stablecoin. 🤡 (Laughs in TERRA)

And everything for the segment has been downhill since then. 📉

How bad is the down baddery?

About 35% down YTD. 😮

The market cap for stablecoins has dropped—

All the way from $189 billion in May 2022 → to $124 billion today. 😨

We need to figure out one thing - Are stablecoins slowly becoming irrelevant?

Our take - NO. 🙅‍♂️

Now there are a bunch of reasons why they have declined—

  • Lower retail participation and increased institutional money in the crypto ecosystem

  • Declining Value of the US Dollar (a.k.a Governmental De-peg)

  • Most people still prefer Fiat > Stables

And it doesn’t end there. There are a ton of other reasons that hold true, yet crypto is now stronger than ever. 💪

If there is a problem we can identify here, it would be to understand why the frick USDT dominance has risen close to 68%. 🤡

Ignore the FUD milky fellas, and stick to the bigger problems. Like monopolies in the market. ❌

(NGL, we run a monopoly in the milk industry) 🥛

Cheggout the market cap declines in all stables, except USDT. (The Green goblin) 👇

Source: DefiLlama

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🛠️ Resourcewala: Web3 And Social Media

Who isn't over the monopoly of the social media giants? 🙄

Web3 is here to bring the power back to the people and re-shaping the very essence of social media. 💪

Everybody wants to rule their social world and Web3 is the knight in shining armor! 🛡️

No more Mr. Zuckerberg deciding what we see and say.

This resource covers how Web3 could restructure our social interactions:

  1. What's the big deal about Web3? 🐝

  2. Why are we saying bye to centralization? 👋

  3. How will it modify social media dynamics? 🔄

Let’s reshape, reinvent, and re-own! 🔥🔥🔥

🍼 Doodhshots: Crypto Finally Mainstreaming?

  • 🕵️‍♂️ Heist Heroics: Huobi plays detective, offering a bounty and successfully reclaiming $8M in Ethereum from a hacker! I might need Huobi for my friend.

  • 🇺🇸 Token Treasury: Coinbase welcomes tokenized U.S. Treasuries, as Backed’s RWA Token Issuance makes a patriotic entrance. Uncle Sam in the crypto house?

  • 🚀 FriendTech's Fortune: Since its August debut, FriendTech developers are have made around a whopping $20M. Friendly money or free money?

  • ⏳ Expanding Empire: Ethereum's supply inflates by a whopping $47M in just 30 days. Bullish or bearish, you decide!

  • 📖 Book Bummer: Critics claim Micheal Lewis’ book 'Going Infinite' on SBF is more fiction than fact. Fact-check, maybe?

🤣 Milky Meme Of The Day

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