🤖 We asked OpenAI 69 crypto questions

Lol, the last email was a mistake. We sowieee. 😭

This is the legit one. 👇

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Here's what we got today:

• We asked OpenAI 69 crypto questions

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We asked OpenAI 69 crypto questions

OpenAI.

That’s a tool that crypto bois will soon use to pick up girls because they can’t talk to one IRL.

But it’s also a tool to answer some of the most thought-provoking questions about web3.

So, that’s what we did.

We used OpenAI tools like this one and this one to ask — 69 CRYPTO QUESTIONs.

Including:

Write the worst Bitcoin joke everWrite the perfect pitch for Uniswap.Can Rajnikanth beat Satoshi Nakamoto in a fight?

And a bunch more.

Here are some of the coolest answers from the chatbots.

What is the fastest way to lose money in crypto?

🤖 The fastest way to lose money in crypto is by trading on margin. Leveraged trading offers the potential for big profits, but also carries a large amount of risk.

Without proper knowledge and experience, it is easy to make costly mistakes that can quickly lead to losses. It is important to understand the risks associated with margin trading before engaging in it.

That’s ☝️ kinda true.

You gotta be conservative while trading on crypto.

And leveraged trading is a big NO-NO for the humble doodhwala. I mean, spellcheck had to correct “leveraged” so I guess trading is not for me. 😭

Remember:

If Satoshi Nakamoto was Indian, what would his name be?

🤖 If Satoshi Nakamoto was Indian, his name would likely be Satyajit Nakamoto, with "Satya" meaning "truth" and "jit" meaning "victory".

Imma go look up all the Satyajit’s in my contacts and apologize for being a dickhead to them. 🙏

Who knows, one of them might be Satoshi Nakamoto. 🤷‍♀️

Are centralized exchanges safe?

🤖 Centralized exchanges can be safe if they take the necessary security measures. These measures include using strong encryption, multi-factor authentication, cold storage, and other measures to protect users' data and funds.

However, centralized exchanges are still vulnerable to hacking and other types of attacks, so it is important to take additional precautions when using them.

This is actually a well-thought-through answer. I was hella surprised!!

CEXes are safe for the average user if they ensure safety of their funds.

But the problem of — the single point of failure — still exists. And that’s the BIG problem.

Taking custody of your own crypto, if you know how, renders all centralized exchanges unsafe. 🤷‍♀️

That’s just 3 questions.

We asked the AI 66 more questions, like:

🐶 Write a poem about Dogecoin.🐻 Are we in a crypto bear market?🥊 Does Sam Bankman-Fried have a punchable face?🎭 If you had to drop 10 ETH on an NFT, which one would it be?📞 You're gonna die. You can make one call. Which cryptocurrency would you call to save your life?

Check out this DOC for all the top-tier questions 💯

Doodhwala’s take: The capabilities of OpenAI are massive. Not just for writers who need unfunny content like me, but devs as well.

Users have tested this to:

• fetch errors in code

• generate lines of code

• figure out how to connect databases

AND SO MUCH MORE.

Play around with it here.

If you wanna add some WHACKY questions and answers to the doc, REPLY to this EMAIL and we'll add it asap. 🫡

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That’s all for today bhaiyo aur bheno! Naale Sigona!

Aakash "Dahi Cheeni" Athawasya & Arvind "Doodh Peda" Krishna

Yo! Our legal and financial advisors (aka our good ol’ conscience) have asked us to add this boring disclaimer.

None of what you read here is financial advice. We aren’t here to get you to buy or sell a crypto. We’re only here to tell you what’s up in crypto today and make you laugh. So, if you screwed up on a trade, that’s on you G. Stay safe in the markets.