🪔 Special DIWALI with the doodhwala

Happy Diwali from the doodhwala, the crypto newsletter that’s like the first bite of a motichoor ladoo after the Diwali pooja. 🪔

Today, we don’t have a normal newsletter for you.

But first, we gotta 👏 for KING KOHLI’s masterclass yesterday.

Today, we don’t have any news, analysis, top-notch memes, or tweets.

😭

We got a request tho.

(don't worry, we won’t ask you to send us some crypto!)

Today’s a day to spend with the fam and the frens, even that annoying cousin, you know the one! 😒

Forget about the crypto markets, coin prices, and Elon Musk’s tweets.

Trust me, it CAN ALL wait.

Instead why not:

🤤 stuff your face with sweets

🎇 burst a few crackers

💚 or go green IDC

🪔 light a few diyas

❤️ spread the love

AND FOR GOD’S SAKE, DON’T READ THE DOODHWALA!

Seriously, why tf (sorry mom for swearing on Diwali!) are you still here?

Even our sweet milky crypto alpha can wait till tomorrow. 🥹

Enjoy today, and we’ll be back in your inboxes and into your veins tomorrow. ⏱

But we gotta ask 👇

Since you’re catching up with the fam and frens today, could ya do us a favour?

🥹

→ Tell them about the doodhwala.→ Tell them how unfunny and boring we are.→ Tell them how our content is so terrible and bland.→ Tell them that subbing to us is the worst thing they can do on Diwali.→ Tell them about the doodhwala.

And give them YOUR HOT DAMN referral

So that they remember that on October 24 🫵 YOU 🫵 referred them to the unfunniest newsletter in the entire crypto world.

And when they come back a month later and tell you how bad + cringy we are.

They’ll hate you. 🤬

Use this link to refer your friends. 👇

Alright, that’s it from us.

Enjoy the rest of the day!

Here’s a meme because what’s a doodhwala that doesn’t have a meme:

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That’s all for today bhaiyo aur bheno! Naale Sigona!

Aakash "Dahi Cheeni" Athawasya & Arvind "Doodh Peda" Krishna

Yo! Our legal and financial advisors (aka our good ol’ conscience) have asked us to add this boring disclaimer.

None of what you read here is financial advice. We aren’t here to get you to buy or sell a crypto. We’re only here to tell you what’s up in crypto today and make you laugh. So, if you screwed up on a trade, that’s on you G. Stay safe in the markets.