Gm, this is the doodhwala, the only crypto newsletter that gives you the same feeling of withdrawing fresh bank notes out of the ATM. 🤑

*sniff sniff, we love the smell of fresh money*

Here’s what we got for you today:

• 🎬 The Dogecoin documentary

• 🐕 Shiba Inu: Ready to Unleash!

• 📊 Liquid Staking's Meteoric Rise

• 🛠 Unleash Gas Optimization

• 🍼 BTC: Short or Long?

When my friend says he’s broke, but I see him at the ATM:

🎬 Coming soon: The Dogecoin documentary

Dogecoin is getting its own documentary.

Yes, the only thing that can make documentaries cool is a meme cryptocurrency of a dog pumped by the richest dude in the world.

Well, the documentary is not just about Dogecoin.

It’s mainly about the dog behind Dogecoin.

Yes, first came the:

• dog, then

• meme, then

• crypto, then

• Elon Musk pumping it

🤣 🤣 🤣

The documentary is about – Kabosu, the Japanese Shiba Inu dog, behind Dogecoin.

This one that’s in all the memes👇

Can you believe this ☝️ dog was born in 2004, and is 17 years old!

I’ve seen 17-year old kids who vape 16 hours a day look worse than this.

They say, 1 human year = 7 dog years.

This means Kabosu is 119 dog years old. 🤯

But Kabosu wasn’t always the Dogecoin dog. In fact for the first 6 years of her life, she was just a normal dog in Japan.

Here’s a quick TLDR of her long life:

🗓️ 2004 – Kabosu was born in a shelter in Japan.

🗓️ 2008 – Kabosu was adopted by a Japanese teacher named Atsuko Sato.

🗓️ 2010 – Sato posted 8 pictures of Kabosu in different emotions on her blog.

Sad, because there’s no doodh 😔

Yelling, because someone gave her oat milk 😱

Doge, when doodhwala finally delivers 🤩

Soon, Reddit users started sharing memes like ☝️. **

🗓️ 2013 – Dogecoin, the cryptocurrency, was created, based on the viral meme of Kabuso.

🗓️ 2021 (during the whole NFT bull market) 8 NFTs of Kabuso with emotions like ☝️ were put on sale.

They were purchased for ~1.7k ETH worth $4.1 million (at the time) by PleasrDAO, a DAO of crypto degenerates. A year later, PleasrDAO teamed up with the Dogecoin OwnTheDoge community to work on – The Dogecoin Documentary.

The documentary will be about:

Here are the (possible) titles for the documentary:

🐶 Doge: Such Documentary

🐶 Man’s Best Meme

🐶 Life of Doge

🤣

The cool thing is everything – PleasrDAO and OwnTheDoge – is doing for the documentary (from the budget to the memes) is public.

You can check out their documentary proposal here.

Once the documentary is shot, the team will work on distributing it through – Streaming platforms like:

💻 Hulu

💻 Netflix

💻 Prime Video

Doodhwala’s take:

When’s the last time a meme was turned into a full-on documentary?

So, we’re super-pumped for the Dogumentary to hit our laptop screens.

This is one show that we won’t hit “Skip Intro” for. 👌

🐕 Shiba Inu - Ready to Unleash!

Now…moving on to the OTHER popular dog coin. 👇

There's a new project in town, and it's gonna be HUGE!

No, it's not about Shiba Inu reaching the moon 🌙 (although that's always a possibility 😉)

The Shiba Inu developers have some big news for us.

🌐 Introducing the Shiba Inu MET-A-VERSE! 🌐

That's right!

The metaverse is set to open by 🗓️ December 2023 → Partial Opening 🚪

…and we can't wait! 🤩

Let's take a sneak-peak real quick: 📝

🐾 Shiba Inu Metaverse → A virtual world where you can explore, build, play, and develop.

🌐 Partially Open by 2023-End → Some areas will be ready for users, but it's an ongoing project.

💰 Land Minting & Passive Income → Users can mint land, generate income, and collect resources.

Here’s an image from SHIB: The Metaverse. 👇

Damn, it looks better than an ACTUAL image of Switzerland. 😭

So, what can you expect in this metaverse? 🤔

🔸 100,595 Plots of Land

Users can mint these, and landowners can make passive income, collect in-game resources, and earn rewards.

🔸 Personal Space

And if you're looking for a cozy doghouse, developers have plans to introduce personal spaces for players to build and manage their projects. 🏡

🔸 Doggone Awesome Avatars

Explore, visit, and interact as a humanoid dog avatar!

But hey, don't get too excited just yet! 🤚

Keep in mind that not ALL of the metaverse will be completed.

Though the devs are confident that by December, users will be able to:

👉 Explore some areas of this PAWESOME world 🌍

👉 Build, design, play, and develop within it 🏗️

Powered by Shibarium:

The metaverse will be developed in Shibarium, an upcoming layer 2 network that uses Shiba ecosystem tokens like…

…BONE and LEASH.

And the testnet is already live! 🌐

Doodhwala’s Puppy Take:

The metaverse is an exciting new frontier, and Shiba Inu's entry into this space is definitely something to keep an eye on. 🐶

But, as with any project, always remember to do your own research and understand the risks involved.

In the meantime, get ready to wag those tails and explore the Shiba Inu Metaverse! 🐕‍🦺🎮

As they say, "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Shiba Inu step." 😉

🥛 Into the Doodhverse: WE’RE HIRING

📢 The doodhwala is HIRING

While everyone from Meta to Google is laying off people, your favv crypto newsletter is HIRING.

The doodhwala is looking for – ✍️ Writers and 📹 Video editors.

(applicants may or may not have to chug a litre of raw milk)

💰 Will Bitcoin hit $1 million?

It’s been 1 month since Balaji Srinivasan made a $1 million bet that Bitcoin will hit $1 million in June 2023.

Will it? Idk. I don’t even know how many zeros are in 1 million. 😭

But the Normies do. And they’re talking about it on the latest Web3 Normies podcast.

📈 Chaach and Charts: Liquid Staking's Meteoric Rise

What's hotter than a spicy 🌶️ samosa in the DeFi world right now?

Liquid Staking, that's what!

Here's the juice on Liquid Staking's epic rise:

📅 June 2022 → 5th largest DeFi category

📅 Now → 2nd largest DeFi category 😲

But hold up, what's Liquid Staking, you ask? 🤔

Pretty sweet, huh? 🍭

What's fueling this rocket? 🚀

Well, turns out people are loving the idea of staking their crypto, earning rewards, and getting liquid tokens in return.

It's like having your cake 🍰 and eating it too!

And…

…the rise of protocols like Lido Finance, offering smooth, user-friendly staking experiences, has added FUEL to the fire. 🔥

With this upward trajectory, is Liquid Staking gonna reach the top spot? 🏆

Or will it plateau like a mountain peak? ⛰️

What do you think, peeps?

Hit us with a REPLY, and let's stir up some chatter!

🛠 Resourcewala: Unleash Gas Optimization⛽

Gas fees on Ethereum got you feeling like your wallet's on fire? 🔥

No worries, we got your back! 💪

It's time to level up your smart contract game with some gas optimization magic. 🎩✨

Today, we'll make your smart contracts sleeker and more efficient than a Tesla Model S. 🚗💨

Here's what you'll learn:

• Why are gas fees such a big deal in Ethereum?

• How does the complexity of a function impact gas usage?

• What are the best practices for gas optimization in smart contracts?

• How can you streamline your smart contracts without compromising functionality?

All this gas-saving wisdom packed into one FUEL-SIPPING article. ⛽🌟

READ TIME: Quicker than your crypto portfolio's market cap update. 📈

LFG! 🔥🔥🔥

🍼 Doodhshots: Shorts Gettin' Toasty 🔥

• 🎢 Short Squeeze: Bitcoin shorts face an 87% futures liquidation spree as BTC leaps over the $30K mark. Time to go long, fellas?

• 🏛️ SEC Crypto Crew: U.S. SEC beefs up its crypto enforcement unit with more attorneys, signalling a continued crackdown on the wild crypto west. Will it ever end?

• 💸 ETH Unstake-a-thon: A whopping $100 million in staked Ether may be withdrawn daily after the Shapella Fork. Cha-ching or uh-oh?

• 🇫🇷 French Duty: French Central Bank suggests DeFi platforms might need to incorporate and certify. Au revoir, decentralized dreams?

• 🚀 CleanSpark's Big Bite: CleanSpark's $144.9 million deal with Bitmain set to double its mining fleet's operational capacity. More power, more crypto!

🤣 Milky Meme Of The Day

💰 Don’t be dumb, be crypto smart

Look we dunno how to invest in crypto. 🤷‍♂️

So what we do is buy everything in one shot, through something called Coin Sets.

Tf are Coin Sets?

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That’s all for today folks! See ya tomorrow!

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