👌 Bitcoin’s ROADMAP to 2032

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Here’s what we got for today:

• 🤩 Cypherpunk's Bitcoin roadmap

• 🚨 NFT AIRDROP alert!

• 📈 Reddit has done it again (wen IPL?)

• 🥛 World's first non-BORING museum

• 😂 Milky Meme Of The Day

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🤩 A Cypherpunk's Bitcoin roadmap

Bitcoin Price.

Everyone from the astrologer in that shady tent, to that Youtuber with CRINGE af thumbnails saying “OMG BIGGEST BITCOIN PRICE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODEEE!! 🚀” is talking about it.

We are too 🥲. But with a TWIST 😲.

🗣️ Alexa, play Twist From Love Aaj Kal.

But we’ve got a LEGIT dude whose BTC hot takes are very serious + absolute 🔥.

Meet Adam.

• CEO of Blockstream, a BTC storage company

• Certified cryptographer + cypherpunk

• Still doing Laser Eyes on Twitter

If you’re thinking this Adam dude is “nbd like whateves 🤷‍♂️” he’s gotta the biggest 💪 FLEX ever.

Imagine walking into a party and everyone’s bragging:

😎 Cool dude #1: “I met the doodhwala IRL”

😎 Cool dude #2: “I was Forbes 30 under 30 when I was still in my mother’s belly”

😎 Cool dude #3: “I was cited in the Bitcoin whitepaper, written by Satoshi Nakamoto himself.”

Which line would get you the most 💃 at a party? 👀

YUPPP, Adam Back was actually cited in the 2008 Bitcoin whitepaper.

Now he’s dropping knowledge 🧠 on what Bitcoin’s price could be in the next few years.

So, here’s what we gonna do — we’re gonna talk FIRST about 3 FACTORS that could add to Bitcoin’s price.

THEN talk about the hopium…err…price predictions (WITH A DISCLAIMER!).

1️⃣ Sidechains and Drivechains

Bitcoin is not known for anything apart from…well Bitcoin.

But Back expects a buncha value to get into Bitcoin because of sidechains + drivechains.

🚥 Sidechains: An alternate chain used to process transactions OFF the main chain with it’s own native token (kinda like Polygon for Ethereum)

🛞 Drivechains: Same thing ☝️ but drivechains don’t have a native token (kinda like Arbitrum for Ethereum.)

2️⃣ Financialization of BTC

Bitcoin right now is used for one thing.

FLEXING.Payments.

But there’s so much more it can be used for. 💡

Think about the use cases of apps on Ethereum — lending, gambling, insurance, shitcoin trading, digital art, degeneracy, and more.

All of this ☝️ should come to Bitcoin.

But it’s not Uniswaps and Shiba Inus, Adam is talkin about. He wants to start with BIG STUFF like — Mortgages and real estate. 🫢

3️⃣ Hyperbitcoinzation of the world

A decade ago, my favourite packet of Lays (OF COURSE IT’S THE ORANGE ONE) costed Rs 10.

Now, it’s still Rs 10, but I get twice the air and half the chips. 😭

That’s inflation AND I HATE IT. 😡

But Bitcoin loves it. 😍

When inflation gets stronger → currencies get weaker → Bitcoin’s value proposition increases.

This, Back says, will lead to “hyperbitcoinization.”

Honestly, that sounds like a Pokemon attack.

🧢 Ash: Charizard use HYPERBITCOINZATION.

Charizard:

Based on these ☝️ reasons, Adam Back expects Bitcoin to reach:

🏷️ Price: $10 million per Bitcoin🏷️ Market cap: $200 trillion for all Bitcoins circulating

When will this happen → ****By the sixth halving. ⏰

We’re approaching the 4th halving in close 🤏 to a year:

🎬 2012: Halving 1 (rewards went from 50 → 25)🎬 2016: Halving 2 (rewards went from 25 → 12.5)🎬 2020: Halving 3 (rewards went from 12.5 → 6.25)🎬 2024: Halving 4 (rewards will go from 6.25 → 3.12)🎬 2028: Halving 5 (rewards will go from 3.12 → 1.56)🎬 2034: Halving 6 (rewards will go from 1.56 → 0.78)

Doodhwala’s take:

Honestly, Adam Back is a certified G. ✊

And his points on — sidechains, financialization, and hyperbitcoinzation — are hard to spell (we needed Grammarly) but are legit af.

The price is not something we’re too concerned with.

If it goes up, it goes up. 👍

But as far as we're concerned, Bitcoin has a ton of value right now. And a ton of value is GONNA be built on Bitcoin. 🤙

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💰 1 day left for the BIG AIRDROP! But does it even matter?

The NFT marketplace battle has been more intense than the last over of an India-Pakistan match. 😬

So many players have been joining the game trying to one-up each other.

Marketplaces like:

• LooksRare

• SudoSwap

• Element

• X2Y2

…are all creating new token reward structures trying to attract more users to their platform.

They have been basically saying, “come use our platform and we’ll give you some 💰💰💰”.

This definitely works but people have been gaming this system by wash trading. 🧼

Wait…wtf is wash trading! 🤨

We have written all about it 👉 here.

Unfortunately, 90% of all activity on marketplaces like LooksRare and X2Y2 has been through wash trading. 😬

This shows that not too many “real users” are actually using the platform. 🤷‍♂️

However, a new NFT platform, launched in October of 2022 has been creating huge waves in the space.

It has even challenged the NFT marketplace king, OpenSea, a few times when it comes to daily trading volume. 🔥

So most of the volume on this platform is just wash trading like the rest? 🤨

The answer is…HELL NO! ⛔️

Blur is an NFT marketplace with a daily trading volume averaging around 50k.

And less than 11% of the volume is from wash trading! 😎

That’s incredible! 🚀

Does it mean they didn’t have any reward program and hence not much wash trading?

No, they DID have a listing reward program.

But it kinda didn’t go ballistic.

In fact, they saw growth after the program ended. 😂

Then how tf did they get so much activity and users?! 🧐

By giving a shit about the users and giving them what they really, really want.

Users wanted speed 👉 Blur gave them SPEED.Users wanted cheap platform fees 👉 Blur made it CHEAP af.Users wanted a great experience 👉 Blur gave them an incredible EXPERIENCE.

We can see this when we analyze the 122.5k users on the platform.

• 62% came from OpenSea and Gem (two platforms with very very low wash trading)

• 22% of the users are completely new to the NFT market

It’s clear that Blur optimized for ORGANIC growth by focusing on the users.

And this has been rewarded immensely. 💰

They also have a token launch and airdrop coming up soon and it will certainly have a HUGE impact but it won’t matter as much…

…because Blur has done the hard part right. 🚀

Everything now is just a BIG bonus. 😎

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📈 Chaach and Charts: Reddit does it AGAIN!

Which social media platform is currently winning the web3 race?

• MMA Zuck’s Facebook? No.

• Spaceboi Elon’s Twitter? Nope.

• Microsoft Maamu’s LinkedIn? LOL no.

The social media platform that’s takin’ web3 by storm is the communities’ fav app…

Reddit! 🔥

Yes, you READ that right lol. 🤣

Reddit teamed up with Polygon last year to create wallets that could mint NFTs easily and since then they have just gone, like our FAV Disney movie, up, up and UP! 🎈

Now they have launched → Super Bowl NFTs to celebrate the Super Bowl games. (fake American fake-football 🙈)

Over 1.3 million Super Bowl NFTs have been minted in just a SINGLE WEEK! 🤯

That’s:

🗓️ 187,000 every day🗓️ 7,700 every hour🗓️ 128 every minute🗓️ 2.1 every second

Next up, IPL NFTs by Reddit? (That will BLOW UP!)

🛠 Resourcewala: Dev, wen friendship?

As tech enthusiasts, we know the importance of having a strong community of devs. Building a high-impact dev community is like putting together a puzzle. 🧩

You need to gather the right pieces and fit them together to make a complete picture.

But how do you do that? 🤔

👉 By creating a supportive + inclusive environment.

Just like Dora had 🐵 Boots and her 🎒 backpack on her adventures, devs need a supportive community to help them along the way.

So let's gear up + gather our tools + get ready to build the ultimate DEV community. 🚀

🥛 Crypto Doodhshots: World's first non-BORING museum

🪱 Worm GONE: The hacker who stole $325 million from the Wormhole bridge just moved $50 million on MakerDAO (how hard can it be to find $50MIL?).

👶🏻 Saylor's interns: Microstrategy's co-founder Michael Saylor is offering Bitcoin training to interns via the Saylor Academy (world's most annoying interns?).

🏡 HouseeTHAT?: After their first sale in October, Roofstock (a prop-tech firm) sold a second house for $180k as an NFT (bet the floor on that is WILD af!).

👨‍⚖️ Take Me To Church Court: Brian Armstrong is willing to defend Coinbase's staking stance in a court against the SEC. (there's no point losing your hair over it Brian!).

🎭 Punk Museum: A museum in Paris will display NFTs from the CryptoPunks and Autoglyphs collections as part of their display. (finally the world's first non-BORING museum).

😂 Milky Meme Of The Day

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Aakash "Dahi Cheeni" Athawasya & Arvind "Doodh Peda" Krishna

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